Majestic Cover Drives!

Let's face it! You're just not good enough for it. You were born to help the society grow but hey, it actually was a good cover drive! But come to think of it, you can not even play for 30 days a month. 20 player squads have to be taken on every tour where 15 men used to suffice. You look funny while running up to deliver the ball. If I were you, I would rather stay back and deliver babies i.e help the society move forward. Why do you find it so difficult to admit that you were not born to play cricket. What can however, be done without hampering you cricketing career is that you matches can be kept discreet rather than airing them live on television. People watch cricket matches to enjoy the sport and no one is looking to get entertained by means other than the sport. What is even more questionable is that who are the dummasses who advertise during your matches? Anyways, what I would suggest here to sportswomen is that they better sit back home and do what they were born to do. I would suggest the media to stop encouraging such pseudo-sports by airing them on television and I would suggest brand managers to please stop advertising during these non-lucrative hours. There are better ways to throw money away!